I'm a boring person
I wish I could say that and mean that as in I'm an average Joe, and not as in the negative connotation of boring.
I'm a boring person, I live a boring life. I try to not be negative on myself but I really do live an objectively uninteresting life: I watch no movies, I read no books, I play no games, I listen to no music, I barely have hobbies, I have no occupation, I have no social skills and I spend all of my days at home and almost never going out, I'm not even exaggerating.
My life is just as exciting as someone who's in a retirement home. I'm not bullying myself I'm just saying the facts.
You ever wonder what the hell do I even do all day with this fabulous amount of time? nothing, I waste it. I don't spend my time learning skills, I don't practice on anything, I don't learn any special techniques that take years to perfect. I stagnate as the same exact incompetent person, the only thing that changes about me is whatever's written in my DNA, I never change change.
I'm both a greedy time waster and I don't even have anything interesting to tell you. I never have any funny stories, any "lore" about me. I've lived a hollow life where only my most bare of basic needs were met, I was managed and kept content enough so I wouldn't try to do anything funny.
All of the things I could tell you were moments where I wasn't there to witness it or experience it. My personality has only formed due to other people that could tell me their stories.
With my greedy time wasting habits and the fact I never ever naturally developed myself. My teenage years have been eaten and chowed away and now I'm approaching 17 years in 2026 and I'm still comparable to when I was 8 years old. It's sad but I've did this to myself, I can't get mad at the people around me because I've manually climbed down this narrow hole. I should've said hello to people more when I was still growing but since I never thought about it at that exact moment you could pin the blame onto me.
I can trick myself into thinking I have a personality with my interests table, but I'm unsure if I even like them for them to even be worth mentioning in the first place. I only know very surface-level information about the things I like and I don't memorize any sort of obscure facts to impress you with. Don't ask me for my favorite color, animal, song, or any piece of media. I don't have an answer for you, other than a "I don't like animals" which according to others makes me an evil wretched person.
I don't have a personality, and I shouldn't be upset if nobody wants to be friends with me because I'm factually a boring person. I'm not bullying myself, I'm just telling you the facts.